Garth: Where’s Dick?
Wally: He’s over there trying to use his bat-night-vision-goggles to locate a bat-umbrella in his bat-utility-belt.
Oh and by the way, in case you forgot?
He’s impervious to rain and wind and cold and thirst and hunger and having to use the bathroom ‘cause — did you know this —?
—He was trained by Batman!
I need to read this asldfj
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No seriously. WHERE DO YOU PUT IT TO MAKE IT COMFORTABLE—SUPEY STOP CONFUSING ME
and no, the butt is out of the question
FIRSTLY, LOL FOREVER.
SECONDLY, LOL FOREVER.
THIRDLY, FUCKING CRAIG FERGUSON GIF.
WHICH ALSO TRANSLATES TO: LOL FOREVER.
i swear to god yj fandom you will kill me someday